Anonymous: Thoreau Gloving Mrs.
Emersons Hens
The Minneapolis Tribune, undated clipping [c.1890].
An old Concordian has favored me with some of the village impressions of Julian Hawthorne
and others of that semi-Pagan annex to the Hub. "Did you know Thoreau?" I asked.
"I should say I did. We used to go, at his
invitation, on huckle-excursions with him. We used to call him Henry. Some of
the towns people didnt like him at all, and thought him a sort of hermit boor,
but he was very kind to children. He loved birds and the woods, and hated to see birds
shot or rabbits trapped. He would not have harmed a fly. His rustication out on the shore
of Walden Pond was a good deal of an affectation. He would have starved, if it had not
been that his sisters and mother cooked up pies and doughnuts and sent them to him in a
basket. The trouble with Thoreau was that he tried to live on an intellectual east wind.
He died young, but would have lived on for years had his diet been roast beef and mutton
chops. Thoreau was a good deal of a wag in a quiet humorous way. He once put cloth
bandages on the claws of Mrs. Emersons hens, that good lady having been sorely tried
by her fowls invading the family flower patch. I guess Mrs. Emerson invented the notion of
gloving her hens, and Thoreau carried out her instructions to the letter, and then went
off and had his laugh out." |